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The Bros!
Whom did mom like best?
Benji: Even though I got into trouble the most, I think I was definitely her favorite. She would always tell me I was her favorite. I guess it never occurred to me that she could have said the same thing to all of us.
Joel: I definitely think mom liked me best. I was always a little less work for her than Benji. Besides, she always used to whisper in my ear that I was her favorite. I couldn't tell Benji that. I don't think he could handle it.
Who first corrupted whom?
Benji: Corruption? What's that? No, we probably corrupted each other.
Joel: I've yet to be corrupted.
Who got caught more often?
Benji: Definitely me. I always got caught. One time, I actually got spanked for something Joel did. I guess it was part of being identical twins.
Joel: Benj definitely got caught the most, but he took the fall for me countless times. When we were getting ourselves into things, he always got us out or took all the blame.
Who got into cool music first?
Benji: I'd have to say we both started listening to our own stuff around the same time. Joel started to sway towards the Smiths and the Cure, while I was obsessed with bands like Minor Threat and Rancid. But we both agreed on bands like Social Distortion, Green Day and the Clash.
What's a little-known fact about your brother?
Benji: His favorite cereal is Cinnamon Life; he eats ketchup on everything; he sings in the shower.
Joel: He thinks fate will one day bring him and Britney Spears together. (He seriously does.)
Is there anything you wouldn't do for your brother?
Benji: Lend him money to buy another Star Wars toy. Other than that I'd do anything. C'mon, I got his name tattooed on me.
Joel: I'd do anything for him.
Any long-time secret you'd like to tell your brother to get off your chest?
Benji: I don't know how your going to take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, bro.
Joel: In tenth grade I kissed your girlfriend. But don't worry, I didn't like it. She used too much tongue.
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All Things Rock Quotes
Joel: ...this is the new video...
Benji: Joel fell off stage, he tripped.
Joel: This is the new vid...
Benji: It's his new most embarrassing moment ever.
Joel: Shut up... no, you're my most embarassing moment.
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Joel: I hope they play at my wedding.
Benji: They wont Joel, you'll never get married.
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Joel: Hey, you're watching All Things Rock and I'm one half of you're hosts, Joel.
Benji: Yes, and I am the better half, Benji.
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Benji(after reading a post): We sit on plastic boxes. And in order to make them look cool, they have lights in them. And they get pretty hot.
Joel: It's like a fire under your ***.
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Benji: This is All Things Rock and I'm Benji and this is MY show!! Oh yeah, and this is my little helper, Joel.
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Joel: It's the middle of the night...you know what that means!
Benji: It's a rave! (hand motions)
Joel: No! It's All Things Rock.
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Benji: Hey kids, welcome back, ImScott Stapp (Creed), no just kidding, -both start laughing- Im Benji this is Joel.
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Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you don't have the cd, you should really check it out.
Benji: Joel listen to it and just cries, and sobs...tears of heartbreak.
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Benji: What do you guys think? Will kids get over pop music? Boy bands? Pop divas?
Joel: Will there be anarchy?
Benji: Tune in next week.
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Joel: Heyyy, I can't think of a better place to be than hanging out on a college campus listening to tunes and watching rock vid-
Benji: Tunes?!
Joel: Yeah, you know, like songs from Default.
Benji: We never use the word "tunes"! Rule # 4.
Joel: Ok...
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Joel: Go to MTV.com and tell us what you think of the show.
Benji: And what you think of Joel, and if he should really be on this show.
Joel: That's right.
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Joel (talking about Hoobastank): They actually got their name from a band members middle name.
Benji: It's amazing, the things my brother knows.
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Benji (reading a post): "I agree, they should play some 'Motivation Station'. It's not a Benji and Joel show without GC videos." (laughs) What's a motivation station?
Joel: I don't know.
Benji: I don't know either, but that's the new term kids. That's the cool thing to say.
Joel: Right.
Benji: MTV's the motivation station.
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Benji: Do you think Pamela Anderson has a younger sister?
Joel: If she did, she wouldn't be interested.
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Benji: *reading post* If you guys cant play some real music likeJourney
*Both look at each other* long pause
Joel: Journey?!
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*Talking about P.O.D.*
Joel: Remember that time P.O.D. came up to us and told us they liked our band?
Benji: *shakes head and half smiles* Mmm Hmm
Joel: That was good.
Benji: That was fun. That was good times.
Joel: Good times.
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*Talking about the Filter video*
Joel: I heard theres nudity.
Benji: I hear theres nudity
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*Reading a post*
Benji: "Benji and Joel, can you guys hug?"
*both pause and look at each other*
Benji: No
Joel: Nope
Benji: Moving on to the next video...
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Joel: We're in a band called Good Charlotte
Benji: Yes. Joel likes to mention this every time.
Joel: *acts stupid to distract Benji*
Benji: Dude, get serious. We're gonna get fired.
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Benji: We are back!
Joel: Back.
Benji: Back.
Joel: Back
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Benji: I started buying records kinda late. I got Nirvana's "Nevermind", Rancid's first record, Joel got MC Hammer...
Joel: *shrugs* Can't lie
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Benji: *reading a post* P.S. Benji is a better host than Joel.
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Joel: Tom Cruise is soooo dreamy!
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Benji: I sorta feel like when people compare me to Joel, even though he's my twin, its like kicking me in the face and then punching me again.
Joel: Well when people compare me to you its like...
Benji: (interrupts) Let's play the video.
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Benji: Yes, it's the greatest one hour of tv you'll ever see!
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Benji: Heyyy, welcome back to All Things Rock, we're from the band Good Charlotte. There Joel, I said it!
Joel: Thank you.
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